didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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