actually, I'm a sock model
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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