Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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