TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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