So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We are all done wearing pants today
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