even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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