And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
