She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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