Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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