No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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