Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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