Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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