Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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