I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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