idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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