Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
How's work?
Spinning.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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