even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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