we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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