You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
