am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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