hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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