Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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