I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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