I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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