i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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