i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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