AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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