Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
