u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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