That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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