garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I woke up under a house in Key West
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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