she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
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Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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