I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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