well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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