dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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