We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
