he looks like a really good dad on facebook
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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