Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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