It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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