therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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