I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
That accounts for only three of the penises
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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