So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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