do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
