so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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