we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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