The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I can feel your judgement through the phone
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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