and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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