Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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