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He is an equal opportunity slut.

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(816): He is an equal opportunity slut. http://tfl.nu/40gq

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"

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Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?

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(603): So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me" (1-603): Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole? http://tfl.nu/54bk

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(512): View more from Texas

halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...

(480): View more from Arizona

exactly, that's why i want something interesting

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slutty neuroscientist?

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(512): halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc... (480): exactly, that's why i want something interesting (512): slutty neuroscientist? http://tfl.nu/zg01

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(734): View more from Michigan

Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?

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How did the beer even get there in the first place?

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That's not what's important right now

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(734): Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina? (1-734): How did the beer even get there in the first place? (734): That's not what's important right now http://tfl.nu/17l2

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(253): View more from Washington

I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.

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(253): I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex. http://tfl.nu/rq63

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(614): View more from Ohio

just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.

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(614): just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am. http://tfl.nu/mpww

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all

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(814): Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all http://tfl.nu/xfbz

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(734): View more from Michigan

I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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(734): I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel. http://tfl.nu/6ex0

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(925): View more from California

it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.

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(925): it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night. http://tfl.nu/nvwn

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(443): View more from Maryland

I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.

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(443): I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites. http://tfl.nu/mbgc

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(917): View more from New York City

No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.

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(917): No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out. http://tfl.nu/gccc

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(213): View more from California

putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had

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(213): putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had http://tfl.nu/a4wf

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.

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(856): i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is. http://tfl.nu/k9ab

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(402): View more from Nebraska

dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo

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(402): dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo http://tfl.nu/g9sl

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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???

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(312): OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY??? http://tfl.nu/50ou

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