I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I need a hobby that isn't dick related