Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing