can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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