stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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