So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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