Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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