I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
In America we eat man semen.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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