I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
operation have a gay friend backfired
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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