In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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