He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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