An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Randomize
