wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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