I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize