id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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